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Why Nobody in Hollywood Will Work With Gene Wilder Anymore

Gene Wilder used to be one of Hollywood’s most promising comedic stars. Classics like Young Frankenstein and The Producers have…

3 years ago

Seth Rogen Battles Quarantine Loneliness By Making Giant Ceramic Jonah Hill

BURBANK, Calif. — Comedic actor Seth Rogen posted a photo on Instagram today revealing that he had created a 20…

4 years ago

Here Are All the Porns Coming To Pornhub This Weekend

Well, it looks like we’ll be jackin our knobs and flicking our vaginas once again this weekend! Here’s everything you…

4 years ago

‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters

LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget…

4 years ago

Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs

NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated

WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077…

4 years ago

Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book

LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to…

4 years ago

Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films

BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving…

4 years ago

Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults

LOS ANGELES — Young baby child and Spider-Man actor Tom Holland stars in the new film The Devil All the…

4 years ago