December 29, 2018 Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene LOS ANGELES — Production of a new movie based on the iconic Battletoads video game franchise has reportedly stalled due to difficulties surrounding the film’s…
October 4, 2018 Stay Tuned After the Credits of Venom Because They Start That Fucker Over Stay Tuned After the Credits of Venom Because They Start That Fucker Over Of all the influence the Marvel Cinematic Universe has had on the comic book movie adaptation genre, none have been as much fun to watch…
September 10, 2018 Juilliard Introduces Course Teaching Actors to Convincingly Hold Controllers Juilliard Introduces Course Teaching Actors to Convincingly Hold Controllers NEW YORK — The world-renowned Juilliard Academy for Performing Arts announced that it has created a new course specifically designed to teach its talented actors…
July 28, 2018 Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails NEW YORK — Seeing his company’s stock price plummet and app temporarily taken down Thursday night due to running out of capital funds, MoviePass CEO…
February 2, 2018 Director of Mario Movie Revealed to be Two Gloved Hands Director of Mario Movie Revealed to be Two Gloved Hands KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today in a press release that the future Mario film will be directed by two large disembodied hands covered in…
October 5, 2017 Man in Line for Blade Runner 2049 Already Prefers Director’s Cut Man in Line for Blade Runner 2049 Already Prefers Director’s Cut DENVER — Self-proclaimed film buff Logan Dwyer announced that the theatrical release of Blade Runner 2049 is inferior to the director’s cut, while still waiting…
