May 20, 2020 Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play KANSAS CITY — Reports are coming in that the board game you spent $60 on that your friends never want to play recently launched an…
May 8, 2020 Huge Film Buff Hasn’t Enjoyed One in Eight Years Huge Film Buff Hasn’t Enjoyed One in Eight Years LOS ANGELES — Sources have confirmed that Lance Pendleton, a film major who describes cinema as his singular passion, has not enjoyed a viewing of…
April 30, 2020 Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol LOS ANGELES — An unfortunate situation occurred today, as self described Jackie Chan “superfan” Dalton Carvey chucked a ladder at his longtime favorite actor, in…
April 25, 2020 AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its restrictions on non-essential businesses. Additionally,…
February 20, 2020 Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue furry friend? Today I saw…
December 13, 2019 5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired 5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired After months of anticipation, the new trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie is here, and it doesn’t disappoint. Long time fans of the series…
May 4, 2019 Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount executives scrambled to appease fans…
May 3, 2019 Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they were totally insulted that the…
