May 30, 2021 Deal Alert: You Can Own the Jacket from ‘Drive’ at the Small Cost of Being Known as ‘Guy Who Owns the Jacket From Drive’ Deal Alert: You Can Own the Jacket from ‘Drive’ at the Small Cost of Being Known as ‘Guy Who Owns the Jacket From Drive’ We have an incredible deal alert for fans of the 2011 film Drive! Samuel Walters, a self-described cinephile and avid Ryan Gosling fan, announced today…
December 8, 2020 Dead Filmmaker Discovers Purgatory Actually Not Boring and Confusing At All Dead Filmmaker Discovers Purgatory Actually Not Boring and Confusing At All PURGATORY — Recently deceased filmmaker Robert Howells was shocked to discover that purgatory, the period of waiting between life and afterlife, was actually not how…
December 5, 2020 Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games LOS ANGELES — Sony Pictures executives have reportedly encouraged Metal Gear Solid director Jordan Vogt-Roberts to feel free to go through the video game series…
December 4, 2020 Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid film adaptation, receiving the news…
December 2, 2020 Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that the developers of Mortal Kombat…
September 29, 2020 New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook has debuted a new feature that allows users to revert their profiles to Facebook Classic for 48 hours by clicking a…
September 17, 2020 Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured fans they were working with…
September 17, 2020 Man Risks Life for Opportunity to Explain Tenet to Girlfriend Man Risks Life for Opportunity to Explain Tenet to Girlfriend CHICAGO — Cinephile Brad Reznik attended a showing of Tenet, despite dangers associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, for the opportunity to explain the high-concept sci-fi…
June 23, 2020 Chinese Film Panders to Americans With Chase Sequence Through Downtown Branson, Missouri Chinese Film Panders to Americans With Chase Sequence Through Downtown Branson, Missouri SHANGHAI — One scene in the well-received Chinese film Guardians of the North is being called out for pandering to American audiences due to the…
