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Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic BackstoryAnime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory

Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory

SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would…

5 years ago
Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for CheaperMom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper

Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper

HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom…

6 years ago
Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish WaifuMom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu

Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — After seeing her son Jacob Cohen bring home his new girlfriend for Passover, a body pillow with…

7 years ago
Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First TimeHuge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time

Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time

BERKELEY, Calif. —  Diehard Earthbound fan Chris Strzalkowski is "beyond excited" to finally play the 1995 Nintendo RPG for the…

7 years ago
Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online GameTeam of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game

Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game

BOSTON — A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory…

7 years ago
Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound TitlesNintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles

Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles

REDMOND, Wash. — In a Nintendo Direct presentation today, Nintendo of America COO Reggie Fils-Aime revealed Nintendo’s upcoming plans to fully…

8 years ago
Study: 9 Out of 10 League of Legends Players Report Having Fucked Your MomStudy: 9 Out of 10 League of Legends Players Report Having Fucked Your Mom

Study: 9 Out of 10 League of Legends Players Report Having Fucked Your Mom

PASADENA, Calif. — A comprehensive study conducted at Stanford University revealed that for every ten people who regularly play League…

8 years ago