May 10, 2020 Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would inevitably be woven into a…
May 9, 2019 Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom Heather Clark stated that she…
April 1, 2018 Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — After seeing her son Jacob Cohen bring home his new girlfriend for Passover, a body pillow with the image of a young…
December 18, 2017 Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time BERKELEY, Calif. — Diehard Earthbound fan Chris Strzalkowski is “beyond excited” to finally play the 1995 Nintendo RPG for the first time this afternoon, according…
November 19, 2017 Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game BOSTON — A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory of modern gaming: the ability…
July 28, 2017 Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles REDMOND, Wash. — In a Nintendo Direct presentation today, Nintendo of America COO Reggie Fils-Aime revealed Nintendo’s upcoming plans to fully develop, promote, and cancel three…
July 24, 2017 Study: 9 Out of 10 League of Legends Players Report Having Fucked Your Mom Study: 9 Out of 10 League of Legends Players Report Having Fucked Your Mom PASADENA, Calif. — A comprehensive study conducted at Stanford University revealed that for every ten people who regularly play League of Legends, nine of them…
