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Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory

SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would…

5 years ago

Disappointment After Dad Announces ‘Mom 2’

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — After waiting through three years of divorce, local brothers Jimmy and Kiernan Henderson received a surprise…

5 years ago

Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment Nike

KATY, Texas — Local parent and avid gamer Ashley Garcia reportedly refers to every piece of her son’s sports equipment…

5 years ago

Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper

HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom…

6 years ago

Fed Up Mom Buys Game for Wrong System on Purpose

OMAHA, Neb. — Sources have confirmed that Skylar Stough, mother of three, intentionally bought a copy of Injustice 2 for…

7 years ago

Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — After seeing her son Jacob Cohen bring home his new girlfriend for Passover, a body pillow with…

7 years ago

Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook

ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam,…

7 years ago

Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast

LOS ANGELES — Linda Porter surprised friends and family by announcing she would be rebooting her sexual life and “going…

7 years ago

Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move

SEATTLE — Two sexually adventurous teenagers were reportedly trapped in the Jurassic Park arcade machine they’d been fooling around in…

7 years ago