May 10, 2020 Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would inevitably be woven into a…
January 21, 2020 Disappointment After Dad Announces ‘Mom 2’ Disappointment After Dad Announces ‘Mom 2’ LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — After waiting through three years of divorce, local brothers Jimmy and Kiernan Henderson received a surprise announcement from Dad about Mom…
June 27, 2019 Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike KATY, Texas — Local parent and avid gamer Ashley Garcia reportedly refers to every piece of her son’s sports equipment as a “Nike,” regardless of…
May 9, 2019 Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom Heather Clark stated that she…
June 17, 2018 Fed Up Mom Buys Game for Wrong System on Purpose Fed Up Mom Buys Game for Wrong System on Purpose OMAHA, Neb. — Sources have confirmed that Skylar Stough, mother of three, intentionally bought a copy of Injustice 2 for Playstation 4 instead of Xbox…
April 1, 2018 Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — After seeing her son Jacob Cohen bring home his new girlfriend for Passover, a body pillow with the image of a young…
November 30, 2017 Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam, won multiple matches, and garnered…
November 6, 2017 Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast LOS ANGELES — Linda Porter surprised friends and family by announcing she would be rebooting her sexual life and “going in a new direction” by…
September 15, 2017 Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move SEATTLE — Two sexually adventurous teenagers were reportedly trapped in the Jurassic Park arcade machine they’d been fooling around in today, fearing any movements would…
