August 18, 2020 Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible Holy shit you guys. Apparently 343, the company known for making the Halo games after Bungie moved on to Destiny, is working on a remake…
July 27, 2020 Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’ Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’ NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation and modding community has been…
May 10, 2020 Former Reddit Mod Successfully Re-Enters Society as Wikipedia Editor Former Reddit Mod Successfully Re-Enters Society as Wikipedia Editor PITTSBURGH — After many shameful years working in the underworld of Reddit moderation, local pedantic jerk Martin Thurn claims to have turned over a new…
March 10, 2020 Physicists Discover That Universe Began as Arma 3 Mod Physicists Discover That Universe Began as Arma 3 Mod CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at MIT’s Center for Theoretical Physics were shocked to discover that the universe as we know it began as a mod…
September 19, 2018 Why Spend $99 on a PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Why Spend $99 on a PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Sony’s announcement that they are releasing a PlayStation Classic system on December 3rd is already making waves online among the gaming community. A word of…
September 1, 2018 Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction with the game Super Mario…
