mobile

iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just Big Gem You Buy

DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just…

4 years ago

Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local mobile gamer Jeremy Jackson has drastically improved his performance in gacha game Legend of the Bravest…

4 years ago

Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion

NEW YORK — Hedge fund manager Tweed Newtshire lost over $1 billion this week, all because of a dumb mobile…

4 years ago

Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted

WARRENTON, Mo. — In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the…

4 years ago

Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game

ATLANTA — According to several users of file downloading services and illegal streaming sites, an advertisement featuring a buxom CGI…

4 years ago

Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone

SALT LAKE CITY — The collective little cousins of the United States announced a formal inquiry into what games you…

5 years ago

Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go

SAN FRANCISCO — In a move sure to delight longtime fans of the mobile game, Niantic announced that it would…

7 years ago