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Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week

KYOTO, Japan — A Nintendo press release has revealed that after decades of work as video games’ most iconic mascot,…

4 years ago

Shigeru Miyamoto Delays Orgasm for Quality Purposes

KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…

4 years ago

Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM

KYOTO, Japan — Legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto has been fired from Nintendo after downloading a ROM of the 1998…

5 years ago