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‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty

‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has spurred a recent controversy in the gaming community with a patch for Call of…

4 years ago
U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by ChristmasU.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…

4 years ago
Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcoptersReport Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters

Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters

WASHINGTON — A shocking new investigation into U.S. military spending has revealed that the Pentagon is still pouring billions of…

5 years ago
I’ve Been in the Army a Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ OnceI’ve Been in the Army a Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once

I’ve Been in the Army Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once

Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free…

6 years ago
Realistic Military Shooter Gives Players Rush of Recruiting Teens in Mall Food Court for National GuardRealistic Military Shooter Gives Players Rush of Recruiting Teens in Mall Food Court for National Guard

Realistic Military Shooter Gives Players Rush of Recruiting Teens in Mall Food Court for National Guard

AUSTIN, Texas — Newly announced game Future Soldier: The Hunt breaks new ground for realism in military shooters by giving…

6 years ago
Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’

Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just Fuckton of Bullets’

NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — Air Force Lt. Gen. Howell McKinsey turned heads at the annual Aerospace Warfare Symposium today with…

6 years ago
Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play WithMilitary Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…

7 years ago
New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike GraphicsNew America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics

New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics

SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned…

8 years ago