military

‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has spurred a recent controversy in the gaming community with a patch for Call of…

4 years ago

U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…

4 years ago

Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters

WASHINGTON — A shocking new investigation into U.S. military spending has revealed that the Pentagon is still pouring billions of…

4 years ago

I’ve Been in the Army Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once

Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free…

5 years ago

Realistic Military Shooter Gives Players Rush of Recruiting Teens in Mall Food Court for National Guard

AUSTIN, Texas — Newly announced game Future Soldier: The Hunt breaks new ground for realism in military shooters by giving…

5 years ago

Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just Fuckton of Bullets’

NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — Air Force Lt. Gen. Howell McKinsey turned heads at the annual Aerospace Warfare Symposium today with…

6 years ago

Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…

7 years ago

New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics

SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned…

7 years ago