April 8, 2021 ‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty ‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has spurred a recent controversy in the gaming community with a patch for Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War,…
October 30, 2020 U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in Donkey Kong Country are expected…
August 9, 2020 Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters WASHINGTON — A shocking new investigation into U.S. military spending has revealed that the Pentagon is still pouring billions of dollars into the decades-old ROFLcopter…
July 23, 2019 I’ve Been in the Army a Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once I’ve Been in the Army a Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free education, and to see how…
July 16, 2019 Realistic Military Shooter Gives Players Rush of Recruiting Teens in Mall Food Court for National Guard Realistic Military Shooter Gives Players Rush of Recruiting Teens in Mall Food Court for National Guard AUSTIN, Texas — Newly announced game Future Soldier: The Hunt breaks new ground for realism in military shooters by giving players the thrilling experience of…
December 30, 2018 Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’ Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’ NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — Air Force Lt. Gen. Howell McKinsey turned heads at the annual Aerospace Warfare Symposium today with his proposal for a radical…
November 22, 2017 Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to give President Trump a Wiimote…
August 15, 2017 New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned acclaim for its bleeding-edge graphics,…
