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Anti-Loot Box Senator Wakes Up to Crate With 1/5 Chance of Containing Horse Head

WASHINGTON — Freshman Republican Senator from Missouri, Josh Hawley, discovered a box in his bed that said it contained a…

5 years ago

Rockstar Lets Terminally Ill Gamer Prepay for Red Dead Redemption 2 Microtransactions

NEW YORK  — Rockstar Games flew Andrew Miller, who has late stage leukemia, to their offices in New York City…

6 years ago

Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free

LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker…

7 years ago

IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…

7 years ago

It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend

As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in…

7 years ago

Gamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent Microtransactions

PHOENIX —  Anger erupted among several gamers after a local arcade machine suddenly began charging unsuspecting players 25 cents to…

7 years ago