July 10, 2019 Anti-Loot Box Senator Wakes Up to Crate With 1/5 Chance of Containing Horse Head Anti-Loot Box Senator Wakes Up to Crate With 1/5 Chance of Containing Horse Head WASHINGTON — Freshman Republican Senator from Missouri, Josh Hawley, discovered a box in his bed that said it contained a 20% chance of having a…
November 6, 2018 Rockstar Lets Terminally Ill Gamer Prepay for Red Dead Redemption 2 Microtransactions Rockstar Lets Terminally Ill Gamer Prepay for Red Dead Redemption 2 Microtransactions NEW YORK — Rockstar Games flew Andrew Miller, who has late stage leukemia, to their offices in New York City to grant Miller his wish…
December 14, 2017 Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker in the film for free.…
November 27, 2017 IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially recognized as a religion. The…
November 13, 2017 It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in outrage, as it has become…
September 16, 2017 Gamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent Microtransactions Gamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent Microtransactions PHOENIX — Anger erupted among several gamers after a local arcade machine suddenly began charging unsuspecting players 25 cents to access more of the game…
