September 3, 2020 Halo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling Hook Halo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling Hook REDMOND, Wash. — 343 released new information about their upcoming game Halo Infinite today that shows it harkens back to the series’ roots by letting…
August 30, 2020 Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my son Trevor, who tragically passed away…
August 7, 2020 Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill BLOOMSBURG, Pa. — Satisfied Game Pass subscriber Sergio DePalma is reportedly struggling not to sound like a total shill while discussing Microsoft’s service with friends.…
July 21, 2020 Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel of any of the data…
April 24, 2020 Microsoft Adds Split-Screen Couch Co-Op to New Version of Excel Microsoft Adds Split-Screen Couch Co-Op to New Version of Excel REDMOND, Wash. — 33 years after the initial release of the spreadsheet program Excel, Microsoft has announced that they are adding couch co-op gameplay for…
August 1, 2019 Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos…
July 2, 2019 Nostalgic Bill Gates Visits Garage Where He First Had Idea to Be Born Rich Nostalgic Bill Gates Visits Garage Where He First Had Idea to Be Born Rich SEATTLE — Technology visionary, entrepreneur, and formerly the world’s richest man Bill Gates recently visited the garage in which he first had the idea to…
April 8, 2019 Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft has revealed a new fighting game inspired by Nintendo’s successful Super Smash Bros. franchise, which will celebrate the Xbox’s rich history…
October 2, 2018 Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft shocked the world today by announcing that Halo Infinite, the upcoming entry in their flagship franchise will introduce new features to…
