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Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves IndividuallyTodd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would…

4 years ago
Divorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting a Free XboxDivorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting a Free Xbox

Divorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting Free Xbox

MEDINA, Wash. — Desperately attempting to sway public opinion back into his favor after his divorce, billionaire Bill Gates announced…

4 years ago
Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 GamesReview: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games

Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games

The console wars are still a reality in the gaming world. Every year people rely on impartial reviewers to tell…

4 years ago
Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the OfficeDoomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office

Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office

REDMOND, Wash. — Following Microsoft’s acquisition of Bethesda, new co-workers Master Chief and Doomguy had an awkward first day at…

4 years ago
Gamer Sick of Two-Console SystemGamer Sick of Two-Console System

Gamer Sick of Two-Console System

WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated…

5 years ago
Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox PaymentsMicrosoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments

Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft revealed some further details about its new payment plans for its upcoming next generation consoles, introducing…

5 years ago
DVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X PreordersDVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X Preorders

DVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X Preorders

SEATTLE — The controversial 1998 crime film American History X experienced a 750% increase in DVD sales this week, as…

5 years ago
Nintendo in Panic Mode After Microsoft Acquires LuigiNintendo in Panic Mode After Microsoft Acquires Luigi

Nintendo in Panic Mode After Microsoft Acquires Luigi

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has reportedly entered a full state of panic with executives blindsided after Microsoft announced that it…

5 years ago
Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include a PS5Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include a PS5

Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include PS5

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft announced that the new Xbox All Access monthly subscription would include an Xbox Series X console,…

5 years ago