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‘Metroid’ Remaster Forces Players to Play as Male Samus Unless They Purchase $25 Female Samus Amiibo‘Metroid’ Remaster Forces Players to Play as Male Samus Unless They Purchase $25 Female Samus Amiibo

‘Metroid’ Remaster Forces Players to Play as Male Samus Unless They Purchase $25 Female Samus Amiibo

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a surprise HD remaster of the original Metroid today in which you have to play…

4 years ago
Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger CanonicallyEmbarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically

Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically

SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Dragon-like space pirate and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighter Ridley assured a teary-eyed man controlling his moves…

4 years ago
Samus Can’t Wait to Show Double Jump Off At High School ReunionSamus Can’t Wait to Show Double Jump Off At High School Reunion

Samus Can’t Wait to Show Double Jump Off At High School Reunion

DULUTH, Minn. — A recent invitation to her 20 year high school reunion has Samus Aran, graduate of Howard Olson…

5 years ago
Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid Prime 4 DevelopmentKensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid Prime 4 Development

Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid Prime 4 Development

KYOTO, Japan — The development of Metroid Prime 4 has reportedly stalled after series producer Kensuke Tanabe discovered he was…

6 years ago
Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro GamerBroke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer

Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer

SEATTLE —  Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity…

6 years ago
Nintendo Announces Metroid Prime 4 Teaser Trailer Release Date Reveal DateNintendo Announces Metroid Prime 4 Teaser Trailer Release Date Reveal Date

Nintendo Announces Metroid Prime 4 Teaser Trailer Release Date Reveal Date

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced that early next year they will reveal the date for the Metroid Prime 4…

6 years ago
Time Traveler From 1994 Unimpressed by Today’s Indie GamesTime Traveler From 1994 Unimpressed by Today’s Indie Games

Time Traveler From 1994 Unimpressed by Today’s Indie Games

SEATTLE —  A time traveler from 1994 has awoken to a world altered by 24 years of technological, social, and…

7 years ago
Trailblazing Indie Studio Draws No Influence From MetroidTrailblazing Indie Studio Draws No Influence From Metroid

Trailblazing Indie Studio Draws No Influence From Metroid

LOS ANGELES — Upstart developers Tenth Wonder Games have turned a lot of heads with their debut independent release, a…

7 years ago