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Proto Man Reveals That, While Arm Cannon Nice, He Would Give Anything to Have Left Hand BackProto Man Reveals That, While Arm Cannon Nice, He Would Give Anything to Have Left Hand Back

Proto Man Reveals That, While Arm Cannon Nice, He Would Give Anything to Have Left Hand Back

DR. LIGHT’S LAB — Saying he feels blessed at the technology yet wistful for his bygone appendage, local robot hero…

5 years ago
Video Game for Gamers by GamersVideo Game for Gamers by Gamers

Video Game for Gamers by Gamers

LOS ANGELES — A new video game is in production by a group of gamers and is intended to appeal…

5 years ago
Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida ManMega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man

Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man

MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when…

7 years ago
Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the RightStudy Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is…

7 years ago
Mega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran OverMega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran Over

Mega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran Over

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that…

8 years ago