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Proto Man Reveals That, While Arm Cannon Nice, He Would Give Anything to Have Left Hand Back

DR. LIGHT’S LAB — Saying he feels blessed at the technology yet wistful for his bygone appendage, local robot hero…

5 years ago

Video Game for Gamers by Gamers

LOS ANGELES — A new video game is in production by a group of gamers and is intended to appeal…

5 years ago

Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man

MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when…

6 years ago

Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is…

7 years ago

Mega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran Over

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that…

7 years ago