April 15, 2021 We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing After a blurry year of stories, reviews, and just constantly having to be fucking learning about some bullshit, I thought this assignment to rank every…
April 10, 2020 Proto Man Reveals That, While Arm Cannon Nice, He Would Give Anything to Have Left Hand Back Proto Man Reveals That, While Arm Cannon Nice, He Would Give Anything to Have Left Hand Back DR. LIGHT’S LAB — Saying he feels blessed at the technology yet wistful for his bygone appendage, local robot hero Proto Man revealed today that,…
August 7, 2019 Capcom Announces ‘Mega Man Legacy Collection Collection’ Capcom Announces ‘Mega Man Legacy Collection Collection’ OSAKA, Japan — Capcom has announced the upcoming release of Mega Man Legacy Collection Collection, a collection that collects all previous Mega Man collections into…
August 19, 2018 Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when super fighting robot Mega Man…
December 5, 2017 Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6 Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6 OSAKA, Japan — Capcom surprised the video game world yesterday with the release of a trailer for next year’s Mega Man 11. Fans have responded…
August 6, 2017 Mega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran Over Mega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran Over RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that had wandered into the parking…
