September 11, 2020 4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther 4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther NEW YORK — Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent users of the controversial and…
July 26, 2020 Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody really feeling that shit at…
June 22, 2020 The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual reopening of the Avengers Initiative,…
June 9, 2020 Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release MILWAUKEE, Wis. — In what is being seen as a huge gaffe, popular YouTube channel Red Letter Media accidentally uploaded its harsh critique of the…
March 29, 2020 Bartender Must Cleave Through Groot to Verify His Age Bartender Must Cleave Through Groot to Verify His Age KNOWHERE, T.R. — A bartender at Starlin’s Bar was forced to cut a section of Groot, a beloved Guardian of the Galaxy, in half to…
March 19, 2020 New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge LOS ANGELES — In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old man who can only shoot…
January 21, 2020 Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed during a press conference that…
November 5, 2019 We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film communities, the acclaimed director has…
August 15, 2019 RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember Spider-Man:Far From Home is the 23rd film in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe. With all of those movies to think about, we thought this would be a…
