October 5, 2020 God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged creator of the Earth and…
June 28, 2018 Marvel Announces ‘Dazzler’ Series Streaming Exclusively on McDonald’s Ordering Kiosks Marvel Announces ‘Dazzler’ Series Streaming Exclusively on McDonald’s Ordering Kiosks LOS ANGELES — On the heels of well-received launches of Marvel shows on Netflix, Hulu and Freeform, Marvel revealed it would be bringing its next…
November 14, 2017 Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword JOPLIN, Miss. — Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what he calls his “most badass…
October 17, 2017 Get Excited, ‘Rick & Morty’ Fans: Honda to Re-Release Beth’s 2009 Honda Civic Get Excited, ‘Rick & Morty’ Fans: Honda to Re-Release Beth’s 2009 Honda Civic LOS ANGELES — Honda agreed to a limited re-release of character Beth Smith’s 2009 Honda Civic as seen in episode 4, M. Night Shamaliens, today,…
