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Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate AnywayMan Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway

Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is…

4 years ago
I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All DayI Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day

I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day

Hello gamers! By now you’ve probably read from a dozen different outlets that I have decided to step down as…

4 years ago