August 15, 2019 RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember Spider-Man:Far From Home is the 23rd film in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe. With all of those movies to think about, we thought this would be a…
July 27, 2019 Kevin Feige Announces First Marvel “What If…?” Story Will Explore What If Captain America Was Straight Kevin Feige Announces First Marvel “What If…?” Story Will Explore What If Captain America Was Straight LOS ANGELES — President of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige revealed today that the first episode of the upcoming Disney+ show What If…? will explore an…
June 23, 2019 This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to tweeting support for video game…
June 20, 2019 Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway this morning asking passengers for…
May 23, 2019 Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers BURBANK, Calif. — A recent leak of production assets from Avengers: Endgame revealed an unused post-credits scene in which Capcom characters assemble and beat the…
April 25, 2019 Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting The current phase of Marvel Cinematic Universe is coming to an end. With the upcoming Avengers: Endgame concluding an epic story arc 11 years in…
April 7, 2019 WHOA THERE BROTHER, THAT DUDE IS A LITTLE TOO SMALL TO PLAY THE HULKSTER WHOA THERE BROTHER, THAT DUDE IS A LITTLE TOO SMALL TO PLAY THE HULKSTER YA KNOW SOMETHIN’ MEAN GENE, I JUST GOT WORD FROM ALL THE MANIACS THAT THE AMERICAN HERO, THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN, IS GONNA BE PLAYED…
March 25, 2019 Mueller Report Post-Credits Scene EXPLAINED Mueller Report Post-Credits Scene EXPLAINED Coming off of a blockbuster opening weekend, The Mueller Report continues to dominate the conversation on social media and around water coolers nationwide. Now that…
March 15, 2019 James Gunn Rehired by Marvel in Unprecedented Victory For White Men James Gunn Rehired by Marvel in Unprecedented Victory For White Men LOS ANGELES — Disney has reinstated James Gunn as writer/director on Marvel’s upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, finally giving white men everywhere an…
