June 9, 2020 Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release MILWAUKEE, Wis. — In what is being seen as a huge gaffe, popular YouTube channel Red Letter Media accidentally uploaded its harsh critique of the…
April 22, 2020 NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what it was like to walk…
April 6, 2020 Man Shocked to Discover Girlfriend Entirely CGI After Watching VFX Breakdown Man Shocked to Discover Girlfriend Entirely CGI After Watching VFX Breakdown FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local boyfriend Steven Owen was shocked to discover that his girlfriend of three years was entirely CGI after watching a visual…
March 29, 2020 Bartender Must Cleave Through Groot to Verify His Age Bartender Must Cleave Through Groot to Verify His Age KNOWHERE, T.R. — A bartender at Starlin’s Bar was forced to cut a section of Groot, a beloved Guardian of the Galaxy, in half to…
March 19, 2020 New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge LOS ANGELES — In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old man who can only shoot…
February 25, 2020 Bob Iger Steps Down to Make Room for New Disney CEO Baby Iger Bob Iger Steps Down to Make Room for New Disney CEO Baby Iger BURBANK, Calif. — Disney CEO Bob Iger made a surprise announcement this afternoon that he would be stepping down from his position, effective immediately, to…
January 21, 2020 Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed during a press conference that…
January 14, 2020 Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through a Few More Reps Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through a Few More Reps LOS ANGELES — Actor Kumail Nanjiani took to the internet recently to show off his new muscle-bound physique and talk about his fitness routine, confirming…
November 5, 2019 We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film communities, the acclaimed director has…
