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Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’

Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’

ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the…

5 years ago
Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ LaserTony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser

Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser

NEW YORK —  Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting…

5 years ago
Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With AdultsLittle Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults

Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults

LOS ANGELES — Young baby child and Spider-Man actor Tom Holland stars in the new film The Devil All the…

5 years ago
4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther

4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther

NEW YORK —  Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent…

5 years ago
Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be SafeSony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe

Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe

NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…

5 years ago
Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War ISpider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I

Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I

With many fans online calling it an outright betrayal, the Spider-Man community was up in arms earlier today after discovering…

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Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On NowDisney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now

Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody…

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The Avengers Furlough HawkeyeThe Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

ESOPUS, N.Y.  — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

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We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life EquationWe Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation

We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation

We hear you.  This is a fragile point in history, where every voice matters. Particularly when those voices are screaming…

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