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Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant ScientistsEarth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists

Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists

NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was…

4 years ago
Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked UpMagneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

GENOSHA — Brotherhood of Mutants leader Magneto has vowed revenge on humanity for designing credit cards that are destroyed by…

4 years ago
20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto

20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto

One of the most popular theories about WandaVision was that it was all being controlled by Mephisto, an extra-dimensional being…

4 years ago
Professor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When a Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in AmericaProfessor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When a Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in America

Professor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in America

NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — Professor Charles Xavier, headmaster at Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, is reportedly at a loss…

4 years ago
Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’

Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free To Film Next Tuesday, a new Marvel show that…

4 years ago
Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight LogsTony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs

Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs

NEW YORK —  Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down…

4 years ago
Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for a WhileDisney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for a While

Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for While

BURBANK, Calif. — Following the success of his entries into the Marvel, Disney, and Star Wars universes, Disney has announced…

5 years ago
“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…

5 years ago
MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last YearMCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year

MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year

LOS ANGELES — A few weeks after uniting to defend costar Chris Pratt’s controversial religious and political affiliations, the stars…

5 years ago