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Elon Musk Admits He Wants to Travel to Mars Because No One Hates Him There YetElon Musk Admits He Wants to Travel to Mars Because No One Hates Him There Yet

Elon Musk Admits He Wants to Travel to Mars Because No One Hates Him There Yet

AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the…

4 years ago
NASA Sends Probe to Jupiter to Get More StupiderNASA Sends Probe to Jupiter to Get More Stupider

NASA Sends Probe to Jupiter to Get More Stupider

WASHINGTON — Following the successful landing of the rover Perseverance onto the surface of Mars, NASA has launched a probe…

4 years ago
Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite DustMars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust

Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust

PASADENA, Calif. — Mars rover Perseverance has already been filled to the brim with ferrite dust, engineers announced this morning.…

4 years ago
Initial Probe of Mars Surface Reveals no New Information on Metroid Prime 4Initial Probe of Mars Surface Reveals no New Information on Metroid Prime 4

Initial Probe of Mars Surface Reveals no New Information on Metroid Prime 4

WASHINGTON — NASA’s Perseverance rover has landed on Mars and reportedly discovered no new information about Nintendo’s upcoming video game,…

4 years ago
Underwater Level Detected on MarsUnderwater Level Detected on Mars

Underwater Level Detected on Mars

WASHINGTON — NASA announced on Wednesday that a 12-mile-wide underground lake has been detected near the Martian south pole, leading…

7 years ago