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Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of FriendsCouple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends

Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends

RALEIGH, N.C. — Local engaged couple Elaiza Tan and Kate Figueroa were frustrated having to sort all of their friends…

4 years ago
“One More Run” Says Gamer Getting Married a Fourth Time“One More Run” Says Gamer Getting Married a Fourth Time

“One More Run” Says Gamer Getting Married Fourth Time

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Marcus Fuller has reportedly begun his fourth marriage, saying “just one more run” at the…

4 years ago
Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed DivorceNerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce

Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce

CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that…

6 years ago
Aging Man Starting to Think His Girlfriend is Never Going to Notice Hidden Proposal in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3Aging Man Starting to Think His Girlfriend is Never Going to Notice Hidden Proposal in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3

Aging Man Starting to Think His Girlfriend is Never Going to Notice Hidden Proposal in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3

NILES, Mich. —  Almost 20 years after convincing Neversoft to include a hidden easter egg in it’s flagship franchise, local…

6 years ago
Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was OnMan Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On

Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Nathan Patterson and Blake O’Hara are still searching for a secret marriage proposal hidden on a planet…

6 years ago
Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 ReleaseDivorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release

Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release

WASHINGTON  — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in…

7 years ago
PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange SlursPewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs

PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs

BRIGHTON, U.K. — In a small ceremony in front of close friends and family, Felix Kjellberg, more famously known by…

7 years ago
Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female CastMom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast

Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast

LOS ANGELES — Linda Porter surprised friends and family by announcing she would be rebooting her sexual life and “going…

7 years ago