Since I was-a just a boy, I have been-a the only known patient with-a what psychologists have dubbed Super Mario…
WASHINGTON — NASA announced on Wednesday that a 12-mile-wide underground lake has been detected near the Martian south pole, leading…
TAMPA, Fla. — Local sources report that Brian Turner, 26, is still eagerly awaiting his first phone call since changing…
We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…
NEW DONK CITY — Iconic video game star Mario Mario is under fire for his controversial defense of Italy’s actions…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year's 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis,…
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today in a press release that the future Mario film will be directed by two…
