KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…
NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality…
KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console…
SYDNEY — A group of casual Mario fans annoyed fellow concertgoers at an orchestral show celebrating the franchise’s history, as…
WORLD 2 — The so-called “Angry Sun,” who has spent years scowling at people crossing the desert, is actually just…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…
PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…