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‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood

‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood

KYOTO, Japan — In a surprise Direct presentation, Nintendo announced that Mario Golf: Super Rush will be adding a new…

4 years ago
Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next WeekNintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week

Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week

KYOTO, Japan — A Nintendo press release has revealed that after decades of work as video games’ most iconic mascot,…

4 years ago
No One at Mario’s High School Reunion Sure What He’s Talking AboutNo One at Mario’s High School Reunion Sure What He’s Talking About

No One at Mario’s High School Reunion Sure What He’s Talking About

GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Plumber, adventurer, and class of 1985 graduate Mario Mario reportedly confused the majority of his graduating…

4 years ago
Inconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in CastleInconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in Castle

Inconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in Castle

SPOKANE, Wash. — Discord user Michael McNeil drew the ire of a Mario fan server after failing to use spoiler…

4 years ago
Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio”Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio”

Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio”

REDMOND. Wash. — Nintendo has continued its brazen litigious patterns of late, issuing a cease and desist order to your…

4 years ago
Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger PaintingHorrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting

Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting

METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after…

4 years ago
We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry BonesWe’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s…

5 years ago
Charles Martinet Steps Down as Voice of Mario After Being Unable to Finish Eating Gigantic Bowl of SpaghettiCharles Martinet Steps Down as Voice of Mario After Being Unable to Finish Eating Gigantic Bowl of Spaghetti

Charles Martinet Steps Down as Voice of Mario After Being Unable to Finish Eating Gigantic Bowl of Spaghetti

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Famous Nintendo voice actor Charles Martinet has stepped down as the voice of Mario after failing…

5 years ago
5 Reasons Why We Still Don’t Believe Those ‘3D Mario Collection’ Rumors5 Reasons Why We Still Don’t Believe Those ‘3D Mario Collection’ Rumors

5 Reasons Why We Still Don’t Believe Those ‘3D Mario Collection’ Rumors

By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…

5 years ago