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Opinion: Bernie Should Have Stayed in the Primary in Case He Won Every Bonus Star

Bernie Sanders officially ended his bid for the White House today, ceding the Democratic nomination to former Vice President Joe…

4 years ago

Everyone Wishes Man Would Stop Using Tongue to Twirl Control Stick in Mario Party

DENVER — A group of friends is appalled over one member’s insistence on using his tongue to spin the control…

4 years ago

Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…

6 years ago