June 27, 2021 Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels NEW YORK — Steven Lloyd, a man who has allegedly read 200 books this year, includes graphic novels in his loose definition of what constitutes…
June 24, 2021 Anime Character Brings a Knifegun to a Gunknife Fight Anime Character Brings a Knifegun to a Gunknife Fight NEO-TOKYO, Japan — Local anime hero Katsu Ichiro suffered a brutal defeat in a showdown with his nemesis Count Nakamura after he foolishly brought a…
January 25, 2021 CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention released a…
January 2, 2021 Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop AMIGARA — In a press conference today, Boring Company founder Elon Musk unveiled the latest redesign of his Hyperloop transportation system designed to transport a…
March 29, 2020 Dad Worried Son Views Weekend Custody as Filler Arc Dad Worried Son Views Weekend Custody as Filler Arc BETHPAGE, N.Y. — After multiple failed attempts at connecting with his son, single father Frank Corbin has reportedly begun to worry that his weekend custody…
March 26, 2020 Manga on Hiatus After Artist Takes Bathroom Break Manga on Hiatus After Artist Takes Bathroom Break TOKYO — Popular manga Brave Fighter’s Journey was recently put on hiatus by its publisher as writer and artist Okobo Toshiro took a brief break…
July 26, 2018 Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection VATICAN CITY — Tens of thousands of tourists from around the world are flocking to Vatican City to bear witness to the historic opening of the long…
April 23, 2018 Report: Man Would Understand If He Had Read the Manga Report: Man Would Understand If He Had Read the Manga TOWSON, Md. — Sources in the Baltimore anime community have confirmed that supposed Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody fan John Gardner would not be…
January 11, 2018 Whole Episode of Anime Just Recap Followed by Preview Whole Episode of Anime Just Recap Followed by Preview TOKYO, Japan — The highly acclaimed “Tokyo Ghoul:Re” anime aired a revolutionary episode last night that consisted solely of an eight minute recap of the…
