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Lifelong Devil’s Advocate Promoted to Devil’s Communications Director

WASHINGTON — Griffin Miller, a career contrarian and lifelong advocate of The Devil, has been tapped as Communications Director for…

4 years ago

Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe

NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…

4 years ago

Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

5 years ago

Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn’t Have To

FRESNO, Calif. — Local caretaker Ellie Franklin reported yesterday afternoon that the elderly man she looks after, Jim Anderson, was…

5 years ago

Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man

MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when…

6 years ago

Marvel Reboots Spider-Man Movie During Your Popcorn and Slushie Run

NEW YORK — After leaving to buy snacks midway through a screening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Liam Brewster was shocked to…

7 years ago