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Lifelong Devil’s Advocate Promoted to Devil’s Communications DirectorLifelong Devil’s Advocate Promoted to Devil’s Communications Director

Lifelong Devil’s Advocate Promoted to Devil’s Communications Director

WASHINGTON — Griffin Miller, a career contrarian and lifelong advocate of The Devil, has been tapped as Communications Director for…

5 years ago
Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be SafeSony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe

Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe

NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…

5 years ago
Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

5 years ago
Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn’t Have ToElderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn’t Have To

Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn’t Have To

FRESNO, Calif. — Local caretaker Ellie Franklin reported yesterday afternoon that the elderly man she looks after, Jim Anderson, was…

5 years ago
Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida ManMega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man

Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man

MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when…

7 years ago
Marvel Reboots Spider-Man Movie During Your Popcorn and Slushie RunMarvel Reboots Spider-Man Movie During Your Popcorn and Slushie Run

Marvel Reboots Spider-Man Movie During Your Popcorn and Slushie Run

NEW YORK — After leaving to buy snacks midway through a screening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Liam Brewster was shocked to…

8 years ago