October 13, 2020 Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft revealed some further details about its new payment plans for its upcoming next generation consoles, introducing Donnie and Luca, two employees…
October 8, 2020 Opinion: It Is Literally Impossible for Me to Be the Impostor Opinion: It Is Literally Impossible for Me to Be the Impostor Okay, first off, I don’t even know why we’re having this Emergency Meeting. Don’t get me wrong, Yellow’s death is a tragedy, and we’re all…
September 24, 2020 Psychologists Warn 1 in 10 Crewmates Could Develop Impostor Syndrome Psychologists Warn 1 in 10 Crewmates Could Develop Impostor Syndrome NEW YORK — Researchers at Columbia University have published a paper which warns that roughly 10% of all spaceship crewmates could develop impostor syndrome. “It’s…
April 17, 2020 Opinion: You’re Fucking Mafia, Dude Opinion: You’re Fucking Mafia, Dude Listen, we’ve all gotten to know each other pretty well since college orientation started, and you seem like a really nice person. We’ve had a…
October 17, 2018 Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection SAN FRANCISCO — Popular digital storefront Humble Bundle has revealed it’s latest collection of cultivated games available at a discounted price. The ‘Pretty Much Grand…
