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45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car

SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video…

6 years ago

Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class

  For fifteen years, Tiger Electronics’ handheld games dominated the market as a cheap alternative to real games for impoverished…

7 years ago

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…

7 years ago

Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands

ENOLA, P.A. — Matthew Bowen discovered last night exactly where he stands with his group of friends after receiving the…

7 years ago