August 24, 2018 45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car 45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video game accessory manufacturer Mad Catz…
November 1, 2017 Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class For fifteen years, Tiger Electronics’ handheld games dominated the market as a cheap alternative to real games for impoverished families to remind their children…
August 2, 2017 Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend their “positivity” token to play…
June 26, 2017 Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands ENOLA, P.A. — Matthew Bowen discovered last night exactly where he stands with his group of friends after receiving the crappy controller on GameCube night.…
