December 17, 2020 Dad’s Insurance Only Covers Mad Catz Pacemaker Dad’s Insurance Only Covers Mad Catz Pacemaker ARENA, Wis. — Local father Andrew Nikket has become the first ever recipient of a Mad Catz pacemaker this week, the best he could afford…
March 26, 2020 Nearly Unusable Controller Still in Rotation Because It Looks Cool Nearly Unusable Controller Still in Rotation Because It Looks Cool HUNTSVILLE, Texas — Roommates Audley Stoddard, Jay Heath, and Corwin Reed have announced their intention to continue regularly using a virtually broken controller because it…
August 24, 2018 45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car 45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video game accessory manufacturer Mad Catz…
August 2, 2017 Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend their “positivity” token to play…
June 26, 2017 Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands ENOLA, P.A. — Matthew Bowen discovered last night exactly where he stands with his group of friends after receiving the crappy controller on GameCube night.…
