Lord of the Rings

Opinion: The Only Way to Defeat Sauron is to Let Him Take Over Your Body and Rule Your City

Let me start this off by saying that I despise Sauron as much as the rest of you. Sauron is…

5 years ago

Disappointed Andy Serkis Unwraps Yet Another Mo-Cap Suit For Birthday

LONDON — A melancholy Andy Serkis was seen opening another gift containing a motion capture suit during his 55th birthday…

6 years ago

Tolkien Biopic to Be Split Into, I Dunno, Six Films

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Executives at Fox Searchlight Pictures have revealed that the upcoming biographical film Tolkien, based on the life…

6 years ago

Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring

LOS ANGELES — A drone will deliver the One Ring safely and securely to Mordor in Amazon’s upcoming Lord of…

7 years ago

Woman Who Likes the Silmarillion Also Really Hard to Read

BOULDER, Colo. — A local Tolkien fan who loves the Silmarillion has been described by friends and acquaintances as a…

7 years ago

Peter Jackson Signs on for Three Picture Deal About Shadow of War’s First Ten Minutes

LOS ANGELES — WB Games announced today that their newest game, Middle Earth: Shadow of War, is being adapted into…

7 years ago