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Guy Looting GameStop Makes Off With 300 Empty Cases

BOSTON — An unidentified looter was seen breaking into a Gamestop early Friday morning and absconding with over 300 empty…

4 years ago

Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…

5 years ago

CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid

WASHINGTON — The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid…

7 years ago