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Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and RoombaSexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba

Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba

NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic…

4 years ago
Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live TogetherHeartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together

Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together

WASHINGTON — A touching tale unfolded this afternoon during the “Stop The Steal” rally as a local police officer and…

4 years ago
Man’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About HimMan’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him

Man’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him

PITTSBURGH — Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits…

8 years ago
Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New SlurXbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur

Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur

LONG BEACH, Calif. — The Xbox Live community announced the first of seventeen planned slurs this morning, after years of…

8 years ago