March 14, 2021 Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic devices have been home together,…
January 7, 2021 Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together WASHINGTON — A touching tale unfolded this afternoon during the “Stop The Steal” rally as a local police officer and a MAGA supporter united after…
November 26, 2017 Man’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him Man’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him PITTSBURGH — Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits to the point that his…
October 22, 2017 Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur LONG BEACH, Calif. — The Xbox Live community announced the first of seventeen planned slurs this morning, after years of stagnated development. The new insult,…
