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Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played

According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is “A Video Game Released in 2000.” But if you ask…

3 years ago

Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged…

4 years ago

Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower

BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of…

4 years ago

New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over

OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game,…

4 years ago

Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided

The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an…

4 years ago

Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon Liberal Hoax

CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…

4 years ago

Young Link Shaken After Seeing What Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…

4 years ago

Happy Mask Salesman Immediately Sells Out Entire Stock of N95 Deku Masks

CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…

4 years ago

Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…

4 years ago