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Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t PlayedReview: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played

Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played

According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is “A Video Game Released in 2000.” But if you ask…

4 years ago
Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their PayrollHyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged…

4 years ago
Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of LawnmowerDad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower

Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower

BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of…

5 years ago
New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing OverNew Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over

New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over

OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game,…

5 years ago
Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-SidedReview: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided

Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided

The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an…

5 years ago
Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal HoaxTermina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax

Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon Liberal Hoax

CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…

5 years ago
Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to BeYoung Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

Young Link Shaken After Seeing What Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…

5 years ago
Happy Mask Salesman Immediately Sells Out Entire Stock of N95 Deku MasksHappy Mask Salesman Immediately Sells Out Entire Stock of N95 Deku Masks

Happy Mask Salesman Immediately Sells Out Entire Stock of N95 Deku Masks

CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…

5 years ago
Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s PropertyLooter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…

5 years ago