July 27, 2020 Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’ Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’ NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation and modding community has been…
June 16, 2020 Nintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto’s Entire DNA Sequence Nintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto’s Entire DNA Sequence KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console operating system code, Nintendo announced…
April 27, 2020 Fans Upset ‘The Last of Us Part II’ Leaks are Not Exclusive to PlayStation Owners Fans Upset ‘The Last of Us Part II’ Leaks are Not Exclusive to PlayStation Owners SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Fans of the series were shocked today when a plethora of The Last Of Us II footage was leaked to the…
April 4, 2020 Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for a release of the long…
May 17, 2019 Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4 Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4 GHENT, Belgium — Notably awful hacker Nicolas Peeters successfully leaked an episode of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones today, but was only able…
