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Shadow of the Tomb Raider Announced as Free PS Plus Game for ‘As Long as It Takes to Get Someone to Play This Fucking Thing’Shadow of the Tomb Raider Announced as Free PS Plus Game for ‘As Long as It Takes to Get Someone to Play This Fucking Thing’

Shadow of the Tomb Raider Announced as Free PS Plus Game for ‘As Long as It Takes to Get Someone to Play This Fucking Thing’

SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation executives announced today that Square Enix’s Shadow of the Tomb Raider will be this month’s…

6 years ago
Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb RaiderLara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider

Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider

NEW YORK — Following the breakout success of the recent video game reboot, the newest Tomb Raider movie is now…

7 years ago
World Famous Archaeologist Dies After Not Timing Jump RightWorld Famous Archaeologist Dies After Not Timing Jump Right

World Famous Archaeologist Dies After Not Timing Jump Right

KITEZH, Russia — Famed archaeologist/adventurer Lara Croft fell to her death in the lost city of Kitezh today, after mistiming…

7 years ago
Lara Croft Undergoes Triangle Reduction SurgeryLara Croft Undergoes Triangle Reduction Surgery

Lara Croft Undergoes Triangle Reduction Surgery

L OS ANGELES — Following decades of suffering, Lara Croft reportedly underwent a successful surgery today to reduce her incredibly large and geometrically…

8 years ago