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Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing IndustryInside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry

Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked…

4 years ago
World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating AppWorld 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App

World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…

5 years ago
Museum of Natural History Acquires 4-Million Year Old Dry BonesMuseum of Natural History Acquires 4-Million Year Old Dry Bones

Museum of Natural History Acquires 4-Million Year Old Dry Bones

NEW YORK — Touting the new exhibit as a magnificent specimen of Koopa Troopa ancestry, the American Museum of Natural…

5 years ago
I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your KingI Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…

8 years ago