kirby

We Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck Them

DREAM LAND — A recent sit down interview with Nintendo superstar Kirby revealed some insights into a decades long career…

4 years ago

Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK

NEW YORK — Fans and performers at the Comedy Cellar last night reportedly kept their distance from comedy newcomer Kirby,…

5 years ago

Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design

LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…

5 years ago

‘Alas, This Brings to Me No Comfort,’ Sighs Kirby After Winning 4,352nd Eating Contest in Row

DREAM LAND — After coming in first place in an unprecedented 4,352nd eating contest in a row, the hero of…

5 years ago

9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project

PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at…

7 years ago