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We Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck ThemWe Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck Them

We Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck Them

DREAM LAND — A recent sit down interview with Nintendo superstar Kirby revealed some insights into a decades long career…

5 years ago
Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CKEveryone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK

Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK

NEW YORK — Fans and performers at the Comedy Cellar last night reportedly kept their distance from comedy newcomer Kirby,…

6 years ago
Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby DesignParamount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design

Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design

LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…

6 years ago
‘Alas, This Brings to Me No Comfort,’ Sighs Kirby After Winning 4,352nd Eating Contest in a Row‘Alas, This Brings to Me No Comfort,’ Sighs Kirby After Winning 4,352nd Eating Contest in a Row

‘Alas, This Brings to Me No Comfort,’ Sighs Kirby After Winning 4,352nd Eating Contest in Row

DREAM LAND — After coming in first place in an unprecedented 4,352nd eating contest in a row, the hero of…

6 years ago
9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project

9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project

PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at…

8 years ago