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Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’

TOKYO — In honor of the classic Disney film’s 50th anniversary, publisher Square-Enix announced in a press release today that…

3 years ago

358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series

Disney and Square Enix’s whimsical JRPG phenomenon, Kingdom Hearts, may be daunting to newcomers despite its longtime popularity. Each installment…

4 years ago

Sorry, ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Fans: Everyone You’ve Ever Loved Will Be Dead in 100 Years

Following the exciting conclusion of Kingdom Hearts III, gamers are eager to see what the future holds for the story…

4 years ago

Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Mario Kart DS, Kingdom Hearts 2, and Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare?

One of the earliest known (emphasis on ‘known’ here) cases of the United States committing war atrocities was around 1898.…

4 years ago

Guy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in Week Might as Well Just Start Over

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Avery has not played Kingdom Hearts 3 for an entire week, effectively rendering all…

5 years ago

New Economic Report Shows 95% of “Work-From-Home” Productivity Occurred During Kingdom Hearts 3 Cutscenes

WASHINGTON — A study from economic think tank Brown Institution reports that almost all work done within households during the…

5 years ago

IGN Updates Kingdom Hearts 3 Score After Realizing They Just Reviewed ‘A Goofy Movie’

SAN FRANCISCO — Gaming website IGN has updated their review for Kingdom Hearts 3 — raising its final score from…

5 years ago

Will I Understand Kingdom Hearts 3 If I Haven’t Played the First 12?

With the highly anticipated “third” installment in the Kingdom Hearts franchise set to release soon, it has if me wondering…

5 years ago

World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games

ATHENS, Ga. — Final Fantasy fanatic Patrick Danielson is widely considered to be the world’s biggest fan of the extremely…

6 years ago